Montag, 19. Mai 2008

Eine kleine Religionskunde

Some thoughts on the world's RELIGIONS:

  • Taoism: Shit happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit happens".
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
  • Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
  • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Hinduism: This shit happened in my last life too.
  • Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
  • Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
  • Zen: What is the sound of one shit happening?
  • Moonies: Only happy shit happens.
  • Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
  • Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
  • Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
  • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
  • Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Shit Happens Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama.
  • Atheism: No shit.
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