Some thoughts on the world's RELIGIONS:
- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit happens".
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
- Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Hinduism: This shit happened in my last life too.
- Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
- Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
- Zen: What is the sound of one shit happening?
- Moonies: Only happy shit happens.
- Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
- Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
- Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
- Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
- Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Shit Happens Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama.
- Atheism: No shit.
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